peer pressure

My next door neighbors are a young couple. They have two little dogs that bark incessantly, I have no idea why. Our bedrooms share a wall and although my building is pretty soundproof, I can hear most things they do in their room. My favorite is when they come home drunk and have a shouting match at 2:30 am. Last time she screamed at him that she was tired of coming home from work and finding the place a mess. He doesnt have a job and she thinks it would be fair if he could clean up after himself and the dogs during the day. Especially the toilet. She mentioned having to clean his piss and shit off the toilet seat. I guess I've lucked out with boyfriends, I don't remember ever having to clean shit off the toilet seat. Next time I see them in the elevator its going to be hard not to laugh.